Monday, May 13, 2013

http://imobilereviews.com/

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Samsung Electronics Co., Ltd., announced today that it has successfully developed the world’s first adaptive array transceiver technology operating in the millimeter-wave Ka bands for cellular communications. The new technology sits at the core of 5G mobile communications system and will provide data transmission up to several hundred times faster than current 4G networks.

Samsung World’s First 5G mmWave Mobile Technology

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Mobilink BlackBerry Q10

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Mobilink has introduced the new BlackBerry® Q10 to the Pakistani consumers with an aggressive price of PKR 70,000 only. The phone offers users a powerful and unique new mobile computing experience with state-of-the-art Blackberry enterprise and internet services from Mobilink.
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Mobilink BlackBerry Q10

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Versace Latest Men Collection 2013

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Versace is an Italian fashion brand that was founded by Gianni Versace in 1978. Versace provides men with really stunning outfits and accessories that are of best quality and no other brand can give such amazing fashion stuff for men. Versace has recently unveiled the latest men collection 2013 that is according to the new era and really very modern. The product line of the collection includes pant coats, suits, shirts, under garments, casual shirts etc. The colour scheme of the outfits are vibrant and gives men different look. Fabric is of very high quality and gives long life to the outfits. Prices are high due to the standard of Versace and again due to outfits’ quality.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Two married girls traveling in a bus were discussing their sex life.

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Two married girls traveling in a bus were discussing their sex life.

1st: "Mera shohar to molvi hey, Ishaa parh k shuru hota hey to fajjar ko chorta hey".

2nd : "Mera shohar to rang saaz hey, jab tak laal-o-laal nahi hojati nahi chorta".

An old amma sitting behind & listening to their discusion said.
"Aj kal dian kurian vich sabar blkul nhi,
apne Haji sab da 1 foot lumma c te kadi uff tak v nai c keeti." ;->

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2 Lady Police were going with their Dog

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2 Lady Police were going with their Dog

1 says 2 the other,
Mera underwear police station mai reh gaya hai

Her friend:
Kuttay ko apni Phhudi songha do ye le aay ga.

Kuttay ko sungaya aur kutta Thanay ki taraf bhag gaya

2 ghante bad Kutta wapis aaya tu us k moun mai DSP ka Lund tha... ;->

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students Vs teacherz

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"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R 'students',
When They R in class, They R 'scholars'
When We corect Our writing, its 'overwritting', when They corect their, its 'correction'
When We copy from otherz, We R 'cheaters', when They copy, They R 'quotes'
When We joke in class, We R 'jokers', when They joke, They R 'witty'
When We Don'T Do Our work On time, We R 'sluggish,'
When They Don'T Do, They R 'busy'
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

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kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai

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Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
 

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